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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sweet or Salty

  The world can be pretty easily divided into sweets or salty's.  Go to a party and observe those who hang out at the chip and dip section or those who nibble the dessert buffet.  In a convenience store you see people turn down aisle #2 for candy and chocolate or aisle #3 for chips, nuts and jerky.  People comment about how they are never tempted by sweets as they finish the bag of Doritos and lick the orange off their fingers.  Or those who proudly boast that salty snacks are really bad for your body and that they never have those all the while the empty Twix wrappers rattle in their purse.  You are either one of the other.  Learn to embrace your Sweet or Salty side.
   I am a sweet connoisseur, I can walk past any chip, dip, nuts and popcorn with no problem but if there is chocolate, candy bar, caramel or cotton candy then I will sample.   Sample is probably a oversimplification, I will seek them out, indulge and probably go in for round two if I think I can get away with it.  Yep, sweets are my thing!
  Holiday's seem to be geared toward sweet and salty snackers.
  Valentines Day, Easter, Halloween and Christmas are typically associated with chocolate and candy.
  New Years Eve, Independence Day, Labor Day and Memorial Day are known for b-b-q's which are typically associated with salty snacks.
  So if you had any doubt about which snacker you are, look in your purse or pantry and see if there are tell tale signs, if not, look on the calendar and see what holiday you are looking forward to.  If all else fails and you can't quite figure out which category you fall in, maybe this will help.   

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